I LIKE TRAINS - A LOVE STORY

WE A-SITTING ON THE PLATFORM
WAITING FOR THE TRAIN TO COME
YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED WATER
SO I GAVE YOU SOME

TAPPING ON YOUR FEET YOU SAID
THAT WE WERE RUNNING LATE
AND ALL THAT IMPATIENCE
LONG HAS TURNED TO HATE

[HOOK]
YOU SAID THE TRAINS ALWAYS RUN SO SLOW
AND THAT THERE'S A BETTER WAY TO GO
BUT DARLING, I DON'T REALLY THINK YOU KNOOOOOW

[CHORUS]
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
OOH-OO-OOH

THE TRAIN FINALLY ARRIVED
YOU TOLD ME "MIND THE GAP"
WE FOUND SEATS EASILY
YOUR HANDBAG ON YOUR LAP

GOT BORED SO YOU STARTED
TO STARE OUT THE WINDOW
AT THE MOUNTAINS HIGH
AND THE HOUSES DOWN BELOW

[HOOK]
YOU SAID THE TRAINS ALWAYS RUN SO SLOW
THE TRACKS HINDER THE FOREST'S WILL TO GROW
BUT DARLING, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOOOOOW

[CHORUS]
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
OOH-OO-OOH

[GUITAR RIFF]

NOW THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL FINALLY APPEARED
THE END TO ALL YOUR WORRIES AND YOUR FEARS
YOU STARTED TO SMILE AT ME, YOU KNOW
BUT YOU TURNED SO THAT IT WOULDN'T SHOW
SO DARLING, I THINK ITS TIME I LET YOU KNOOOOW

[CHORUS]
(Hey, I like you, but not as much as I lik-)
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
OOH-OO-OOH

SEARCHING FOR PARADISE - AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF "PARADISE" BY COLDPLAY

HE WAS JUST A NORMAL GUY
WORKING HARD FROM 9 TO 5
FELT LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING FROM HIS LIFE
AND ONE DAY HE DECIDED TO FLY
IN SEARCH OF
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
HOPING IT WILL PASS HIM BY

HE WAS JUST A NORMAL GUY
BELIEVING HIS LIFE WAS A LIE
TIRED OF THE EVERYDAY SIGHS
AND ONE DAY HE DECIDED TO FLY
LIFE GOES ON, IT GETS SO HEAVY
THE HARDER YOU TRY, THE FURTHER IT GLIDES
CRUISING UP A WATERFALL
IN THE NIGHT, THE STORMY NIGHT, HE STARTS TO CRY
IN THE NIGHT, HIS PARADISE FLOATS PAST HIS EYES

COULD THIS BE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
OH OH O-OH OH OH OH

COULD THIS BE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
OH OH O-OH OH OH OH

AND SO LYING UNDERNEATH THOSE STORMY SKIES
THE PARADISE HE SEARCHED FOR WAS REALISED

HOME WILL BE

PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
OH OH O-OH OH OH OH
HOME IS THE TRUE

PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
PARA-PARA, PARADISE
OH OH O-OH OH OH OH

WHAT REALLY HAPPENS ON FRIDAY - A "FRIDAY" PARODY

7 A.M.
WOKEN UP ALREADY
SEARCHED AROUND
BUT I COULDN'T FIND MY TEDDY
SISTER'S ON ROLL
MASHING MY CEREAL
NO TIME FOR THIS
THE TIME IS GOING
TICKING ON AND ON
I'M THE ONLY ONE RUSHING?
GOTTA RUN DOWN TO THE BUS STOP
CAN'T CATCH MY BUS
RELY ON MY FRIENDS

TOM'S PASSING DOWN THE FRONT STREET
JILL'S PASSING DOWN THE BACK STREET
GOTTA MAKE MY MIND UP
WHICH STREET CAN I TAKE?

[CHORUS]
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY
FEELING DOWN ON FRIDAY
IT'S ALREADY FEELING LIKE A WEEKEND, WEEKEND
FRIDAY, FRIDAY
WHY CAN'T IT BE SATURDAY?
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANY OF MY ASSIGNMENTS
PARTYING, FACEBOOKING
TV-ING, SOCIALIZING
FUN, BUT, SO, SOON,
MONDAY COMES AND I AM REALLY SCREWED

7.45 THOUGHT I COULD CHILL
ALL THAT FUN MY MOTHER KILLED
CHORES, CHORES, THINK ABOUT CHORES
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
SWEEP THE FLOOR, WATER THE GARDEN, AND HANG ALL THE CLOTHES
THEN I'M FORCED TO GO TO BED
NOW YOU KNOW IT

BROTHER ON THE LEFT SIDE
SISTER ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THEY TOOK OVER MY BED
NO BED LEFT FOR ME-EE

[CHORUS]

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY
FEELING DOWN ON FRIDAY
IT'S ALREADY FEELING LIKE A WEEKEND, WEEKEND
FRIDAY, FRIDAY
WHY CAN'T IT BE SATURDAY?
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANY OF MY ASSIGNMENTS
PARTYING, FACEBOOKING
TV-ING, SOCIALIZING
FUN, BUT, SO, SOON,
MONDAY COMES AND I AM REALLY SCREWED


YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, THURSDAY,
TODAY IT IS FRIDAY, FRIDAY
I, I, AM, SO EXCITED
YES, I LIKE GRAMMAR
NOT GONNA SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE TODAY

TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
AND SUNDAY, COMES AFTERWARDS....
I JUST WANT THIS FRIDAY TO END....

SON!!! AREN'T YOU ASLEEP YET?!!


[CHORUS]

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY
FEELING DOWN ON FRIDAY
IT'S ALREADY FEELING LIKE A WEEKEND, WEEKEND
FRIDAY, FRIDAY
WHY CAN'T IT BE SATURDAY?
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANY OF MY ASSIGNMENTS
NOW MY MOM IS YELLING
ASKING ME TO GO TO SLEEP
I, BET, TER GO
ELSE I HAVE NO INTERNET TOMORROW